bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
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So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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