You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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