Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
my vag is so smooth its legendary
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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