I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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