i don't like sucking hair
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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