Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
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At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
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You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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