Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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