It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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