i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
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If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
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We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize