She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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