Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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