For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
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only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
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I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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