she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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