On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
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shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
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im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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