Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
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I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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