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I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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