I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
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I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
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I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
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