i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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