do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
How do u even exfoliate your vagina