I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
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I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
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Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.