so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
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When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
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I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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