I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
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Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
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I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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