idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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