I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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