maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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