Sponge bath it is.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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