Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
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no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
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I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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