I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
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I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
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We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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