we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I just want to make out with him forever
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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