Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I want her autograph on my taint
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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