what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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