and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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