That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
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Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
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Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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