I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
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I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
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So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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