I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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