I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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