i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
im calling her cock vulture from now on
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scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
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Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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