Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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