I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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