i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
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Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
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I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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