My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
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At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
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Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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