Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
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When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
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I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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