Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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