It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
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Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
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I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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