You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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