You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
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he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
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30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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