just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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