Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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