Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
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2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
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If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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