I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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