even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
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Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
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Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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