Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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