He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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