She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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